Sep 20

XBLA – Hexic HD May be the Most Boring Game Ever

Tag: Video GamesBush Mackel @ 5:00 pm

I like puzzles.

I like video games.

I like puzzle video games.

Hexic is a puzzle video game.

I HATE Hexic HD.

I should probably have known that something was up when they included the full game free on my 360.


Why Hexic Sucks
If you’ve played the game for 5 minutes, you probably wish you had played it for 4 and a half. And you are also probably familiar with the following reasons why Hexic HD sucks:

  • The intro to the game (floating Hexic tiles) is so dull and boring…
  • No one knows what the hell is up with the sound effects and music. It’s almost as if Hexic wants you to feel trapped in a tiny padded room playing this game.
  • Animations and effects are all but non existent. While in the game, if you take your hands off the controller, basically NOTHING will happen.
  • The gameplay is so bad, within 10 seconds you’ll usually just be alternating between a random control pad press and the rotation button just hoping “it all works out”.

Conclusion
Don’t play Hexic HD. It’s a bad and boring game. How about this, I’ll make you a deal: I won’t try and get Achievements points for it if you don’t.

13 Responses to “XBLA – Hexic HD May be the Most Boring Game Ever”

  1. Angela says:

    I like Hexic but then again, I am really dull. :D

  2. Bush Mackel says:

    @Angela – I hope you know that boggles my mind.

  3. Opal Tribble says:

    Gee Bush tell us how you really feel! ;-)
    My daughter likes games like this so I’ll see what she thinks.
    I added you on XBL!

  4. Bush Mackel says:

    @Opal T – Well you wouldn’t respect me if I didn’t right? (#):D And I can’t wait to see what she thinks. (And BTW, she would probably PWN me in Hexic) ha ha

  5. apex says:

    I like Hexic too, more or less. In fact I have the Hexic addict achievement.

  6. Bush Mackel says:

    @Apex – So you don’t find it boring? I mean, did you get the Achievement just to get the Achievement?

  7. George says:

    I really quite like Hexic HD. The graphics are crisp and fresh, and its really quite challenging later on. I wouldn’t buy it, but I’m glad they included it with the 360…

  8. Bush Mackel says:

    @George – Ah… The “Arcade” 360 right? Well my humble opinion is that it sucks they’d include THAT game with so many better options but hey, maybe I’m in the minority with Hexic. *shrugs*

    In any event, thanks for visiting!

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  10. WB says:

    Found this blog while googling Hexic. I quite enjoy it actually. Just started playing tonight (got an Elite for Xmas) and have scored 5 Achievements so far. At first I found myself just randomly switching tiles, hoping they’d connect. But after a while I realized I was thinking one step ahead of each move I was making and it got a lot funner. I made progress in my skill with 4+ hours of playing and I hope to get a lot better.

  11. Bush Mackel says:

    @WB – Are you playing on a 360?

  12. Eric says:

    I actually really like Hexic HD. It can get a bit dull after about an hour of play, but it’s just so satisfying to me.

  13. Bush Mackel says:

    @Eric – To each their own! Maybe it’s just a lot for me to deal with in addition to the kids. (#):)

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