Bush Mackel

Coming from Brown Baron – I was tagged on this “Imaginary Blog Interview Meme“. And unless I’m wrong, I think that’s the first time me and/or this blog has been tagged w/ doing one of these things. So, Hip Hop Hooray! I should’ve gotten this up like Friday or so, but it’s just been a busy weekend, (I’ve been trying to finish a website for a client), so my deepest apologies. But without further ado, here’s what would happen were I ever interviewed…

Interviewer: Today we have a very special privileged. Bush Mackel has agreed to sit down in a very rare and unique interview for a chance to get inside the mind that has given us so much including, “Banned From the Internet Update” and “Blog Party Contest Super Fantastico!” Thank you so much for joining us Bush.

Me: Absolutely, I love your program.

Interviewer: I can’t believe you’re a fan!

Me: Definitely. I mean, I may not be familiar with you but I just ask myself, “Do you know what his name is? -No. Do you know what his program’s is called? -No.” But you’re out there doing it, and I respect that.

Interviewer: What else can I say but “thank you”.

Me: Anytime.

Interviewer: So Bush, gotta ask ya first and foremost – Where did that CrAzY name come from?!

Me: Well it’s certainly not due to any affinity for George W. *both laugh* Actually, if I go too long before getting a haircut, my hair gets quite unmanageable and “bushy”.

Interviewer: Fascinating really! So everyone knows you from your blog at www.bushmackel.com,

Me: Thanks for the free plug.

Interviewer: But what do you do when you’re not near the computer?

Me: That’s a hard one because I’m usually always near a computer screen. I still have a 9-5, and that of course has me infront of a computer for hours on end doing some tame programming for THE MAN and when I get home I usually just spend my time getting OWNED by my wife.

Interviewer: I know you just had a kid, and congratulations on that…

Me: Thanks, um…You know, it was a lot of hard work and I can’t take anything away from the other team, they’re an amazing ball club. All I can do is just go out there and give 110% and luckily today I came out on top.
Interviewer: Who’s the other “ball club”? Your wife?

Me: Sure.

Interviewer: So coming back a bit, you said your wife “OWNED” you. Can you elaborate on that?

Me: Yeah um…I’m not talking about in the traditional gaming sense per se, but mostly in the general life sense. She definitely OWNS me. I mean, even this interview – You had to schedule through the misses right?

Interviewer: That’s correct.

Me: *shrugs* And that’s OWNage right there. As of this second, I don’t know what I’m doing tomorrow. But she does. I look at my checks and see plenty enough money to buy a 360 but do I have one?

Interviewer: OWNage?

Me: Absolutely.

Interviewer: So are you saying this to dissuade others on the proposition of getting married.

Me: No way! It’s great! Just the other day she let me pick out my own clothes, and before I got married, I’m not gonna lie, I took that personal freedom for granted.

Interview: Bush – We’ve certainly covered a lot of ground today…Is there anything else you want to leave the people out there with?

Me: …

Me: Be EXCELLENT to each other, and Party On Dudes!